Excel chimp: crunching numbers, counting beans

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Radio silence recently due to the fact that I have a pile of work to do, dammit. Service to be resumed soon, I hope.

Today's posting is unashamedly sexist...

I'm referring of course to the frame size of my new, XXL bike , which is up and running, or perhaps wheeling, like a dream. And this tim...

Today's graph of the day shows the temporal distribution of the contents of my iPod - for some reason 2001 was a vintage year. The arri...

…" quintessentially Australian circumstances " mean? In the case of London-based Aussies, it more or less means stooping over a sp...

Today's gloomy Monday column (delivered late due to IT problems) is dedicated to Andre Agassi - you cried like a girl when you lost yest...

Today's jolly Friday column is brought to you in association with David Hasselhof , living proof that you can make a fortune from people...

Thanks to our resident office Kiwi for the title of today's bloggage. Since it's a quiet day, there has been a degree of discussion...

...until you've walked a mile in his moccasins. At that point, you can call him whatever you want, since (1) He's a mile away and (2...

Friday's graph of the day looks at how successive generations of students have fared at the A-Levels with which I wrestled in the dark d...

Well, this is my last blog, since I'm off to spend my bonus on wine, women and song. Not bad for a year spend adding things up in Excel...

It's bonus day shortly, and I'm proud to report that my own share of the swill in the corporate trough this year is a whopping 0.000...

..have stolen my bike. Me Dick Van Dyke. Within 100 feet (although 50 of those are vertical) of my desk. My beloved Trek was 'alf i...