In a frankly unsurprising development, the government has created 40 'Respect Zones', being those places where no-one respects anyone. Using the same rationale, HM Treasury is to be renamed as a 'Charismatic Efficiency Zone'. Ho ho.Is it me or is the new US anti-terror weapon made from a old kitchen floor attached sideways to a hummer? People would pay good money to feel 'like they're about to catch fire' without being in danger. Pity to waste such a good idea on Iraqi militias.
