Friday 11 August 2006

Q: How does a two year old...

...make 300 people late for work?

A: Simple - he insists on walking up the narrow stairs at Euston station (the only way out of the station, since the escalators are out of action - probably Al'Qaeda again), step by agonising step, whilst his mother (who's never bothered to discipline him) glares angrily at the 500 tutting commuters trapped behind him.

So the world's going to hell, but see above for my proposed solution. At least we're not from Norfolk.



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