Some sort of bridge pun, but can't think of one

I'm lurking in a Secret Squirrel (NB 1970s cartoon reference again) Project Room on the floor of my office where our IT Support team is based. My previous contact with these people has been limited to getting an answerphone message at 5.20pm telling me they've all gone home, and the sad news that they only support one type of home wireless router. Which I don't have. Because I bought it in 2004. Three years before I'd even heard of my current employer.

Anyways, here is a list of the top ten activities on this floor of the building:

1. Arriving at work at 10am

2. Switching on the five wide screen flat screen monitors on one's desk

3. Stopping for a coffee break with the paper

4. Doing some random Google searches (on 42" monitor screen)

5. Updating fantasy football team (")

6. Reading every article on BBC News (")

7. Stopping for a coffee break with the paper

8. Putting the answerphone on

9. Going home shortly after 4

10. Um...that's it.